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[–] zepheriths 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Way to many people don't use turn signals. I don't care how bad your day is use it.

[–] Rezbit 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The light is grEEN FUCKING GO

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My wife tells me this story of our oldest from before I met them and they still lived in South Dakota. He apparently picked up his grandma's road rage because he was in the car with her so often. But he didn't understand the concept of a drive through yet since he was like 3 and still rear facing.

Imagine someone made a soundboard of Butters from South Park where every word was very clearly from wildly different conversations and contexts so the tone was all over the place. Now imagine someone awkwardly pecking at that soundboard to make it say this: "Move it buddy! The light is green. I know it. I need my Potato Ole's!"

[–] Spitefire 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kindness has no place on the road. Follow the f$%^*%$ rules to prevent accidents.

[–] Mago 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Defensive driving and being forgiving in traffic will save you from many accidents.

[–] MotoAsh 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes but neither of those require being "kind". Just follow the fking rules and stop giving up the right of way with a hand wave would solve a lot of traffic slowdown.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yep be predictable above all else and as long as you are paying attention you should be fine.

[–] Mago 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thats not kindness its just a bad driver.

[–] MotoAsh 0 points 1 year ago

Yea, exactly: Kindness is orthogonal to good driving. Sure a lot of drivers are assholes, but the fix isn't kindness.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

What a mood

[–] tdawg 4 points 1 year ago

GET OFF YOUR PHONE ASSHOLE. Anyway so as I was saying we were about to walk into the bar..

[–] Godric 4 points 1 year ago

Nice censorship on the internet, fuckface.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I had some dumb fuck almost side swipe me earlier today when they started merging into my lane without looking while we were right next to each other. Turn your fucking head, people.