this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Lemmings: But I don’t poop from there.

[–] Crackhappy 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are all these women pregante (pregerant) from smelling all that colon?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

And that's why I keep farting on my sweater

[–] DustyNipples 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Lemmy poo trend continues

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

After all, they said we need quality content to attract new users

[–] TheKrzyk 9 points 2 years ago

Actually you all may be wrongly assuming that they mean cologne… let that s(t)ink in

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They mean "Cologne" which is short for "Eau de Cologne" which is fancy french for "Kölnisch Wasser" which is the german scent of geriatric hell but has become an expression for almost any kind of perfume for some reason.

So if using fancy words you should perhaps know the correct spelling...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well actually, there is also "Eau de Toilette" which translates to toilet water. That name makes sense if you consider that you empty your colon in the toilet, and there is already water in there, so "Eau de Toilette" would smell less of you than your Colon would.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

lt does but toilette had a different meaning during the time the term Eau de Toilette has been invented. So the funny cross reference is a random artifact of language change.

Although perfume has also been used a lot to cover the smell of unwashed bodies especially during Baroque.

So it is perhaps a fitting reference nonetheless :-)

[–] Eddyzh 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] rbhfd 9 points 2 years ago

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

[–] Joecool2087 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So what are you guys doing to make your colons smell good?

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin 24 points 2 years ago

Holding in poop for 3 days

[–] 14four 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every Wednesday I insert one shallot. Women and men find me irresistible.

[–] Joecool2087 1 points 2 years ago

Do you do anything fancy to it, like a dice, slice, smash, or is it just a POP kinda thing?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

We've figured it out boys this is the real reason

[–] what_is_a_name 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This has to be fake. Right!?

[–] liara 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean, it's not hard to make a browser screenshot say whatever you want it to say.

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I had more difficulty remembering the markdown image syntax than I did spoofing your comment

[–] ChrislyBear 2 points 2 years ago

@mizu6079 ???

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