Wouldn't it just be easier to move to Europe?
this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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So all you gotta steal is $300 for a plane ticket. That should be relatively easy, right?
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Find some black tar and start injecting to expedite my death. Why would I want to harm anybody else all because of my misfortune. At least I'll go out in nirvana.
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Probably talk to my friend Lee and do another "job" for him
Pfffโฆ you are probably just someone that scours the internet for new twists and ideas in the name of big Hollywood-Studios since those pesky SAG-AFTRA people refuse to work, huh? /s
Probably kidnap and random rich peoples dogs.
Plus I think you get chemo in prison.
Prison chemo sounds like it would break the Geneva convention.
Collect a bunch of broken laptops, fill the hard drive with pics of dude's 69'ing and sell them for $2,000 each on Ebay as "Hunter Biden's Laptop".
While I don't care what two consenting adults do, the people obsessed with Hunter do get bent out of shape over anyone gay, so it would be entertaining to make them look through many such images looking for whatever evidence they think they will find.
Alternatively, and more likely, I'd get over my moral qualms about selling questionable tr*mp/rightwing gear to idiots.
Iโd rob a few dispensaries. Only place I can think of to find a bunch of cash.
Maybe car theft would make sense. The reward isnt too low and the risk isn't too high. Although I wouldn't know how to sell it. Might have to drive each car over the boarder or something. That increases risk but should still be feasible here in Europe.
Otherwise maybe setting up a crypto scam would be feasible for me. I never used Etherum but I know the technical basics of blockchains, they were part of my distributed systems class.