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No I will not provide any details onto why I bet my roommate to do this. Please don't ask me because I will not answer.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

I can't believe this website is free

[โ€“] Ezergill 9 points 1 year ago

I guess, the classic 80s comedy staple might work - spike their food and/or drink with laxatives

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Day 1: Taco and Prune juice night Day 2: Make them breakfast - coffee and bran flakes; bran muffin. Day 3: Make a cake. Chocolate. Use a pastry bag to ice it with chocolate icing. Be absolutely sure they see you squeezing out the icing onto the cake with a very satisfied, nearly orgasmic look on your face. Make eye contact. Smile. Wink.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Try the old finger trick.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ahahahaa! Pick your sides, friends. For reference: The infamous "three days no poop" thread
Going to be legendary. (May be they are gaming us all.)

[โ€“] tallwookie 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ser 2 points 1 year ago

An acidic drink helps ppl poop. Eg an acidic coffee, vinegar, etc

[โ€“] SuperBobby 1 points 1 year ago

Offer them some prune juice.

[โ€“] aragon 1 points 1 year ago

This is like the third pooping related post I am seeing in a day. A bag of haribo sugar-free gummy bears will help the poop flow.

[โ€“] Kyoyeou 1 points 1 year ago

Ok, at want day are we right now

[โ€“] impulse 1 points 1 year ago

Please tell me that both of you suffer from carbon monoxide poisoning and are close to hypoxia, because I would have a hard time accepting any other explanation for that level of stupidity.