this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2023
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[–] zepheriths 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly surprised no one uses panda in papers

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I think it'd be clever to use the calendar animals on rotation but that just leads to a bunch of Rat papers one year and Turtles in another.

[–] Darorad 2 points 1 year ago

People don't thing of pandas as powerful or threatening

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I am just surprized they don't say super racist shit like ching chong bing bong.

[–] iforgotmyinstance 13 points 1 year ago

Winnie the Pooh

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Defense analyst: Okay…something something Great Wall.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whenever I see this meme, it always looks like he’s pooped or jizzed his pants.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Turtle, Kirin, and Phoenix: are we a joke to you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

By nature, kirin abhor the scent of blood, and killing a person near a kirin or even just the sight of blood will greatly weaken it. In severe cases, a kirin may suffer from "blood sickness", which includes symptoms like fever and vomiting.

[–] Chickenstalker 4 points 1 year ago

They are like dogs barking at the tiger.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But what about Water Chestnut?