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Man vegans are so annoying. Every time I take my vegan friend to Jack's Slaughter, Gravy, and Steak house, it's all "I don't want to watch the cows die and then pay to eat their corpses". Fucking baby. Grow up and pay for the Meat Juice Slathered Cheesy Fries, and wipe the gravy off with a napkin. Then they'll be 100% vegan exactly like the menu says. God, don't make being vegan everyone else's problem! Grownup meat eaters like me never make our dietary choices another living creature's problem

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[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS 4 points 1 year ago

Just forcefeed some B12 steak to them and they shut up. Crazy how quick they revert to a sane state once their mouth is stuffed with B12

"healthy"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

man, I only got half of what you wrote. I must be lacking b12

vegan btw

[–] Beans1101 3 points 1 year ago

I know! It's like be normal dude it's just an animal! They feel as much pain as the dn grass them vegans eat!

[–] BadassSoyDaddy 1 points 1 year ago

Like i always say, "If you don't like it, get your ass up on the meathook!". Shuts those nasty vegans up real quick.