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Facebook is a cesspool. I run a small "tech news and tips" page that local friends/family follow and where I'll post little tidbits. Today I made a post about "compartmentalizing" your online life and I didn't think and included the word "hack" in the post. It's just comment after comment of crap like this.

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[–] snipe_at 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hey is your facebook public?
if not just send me a quick dm, I can quickly and easily private your account.
i did so for my nephew just 5 minutes ago.
just kindly send me a dm, and I'll send a verification code to your phone.
100% satisfaction guarantee or your money back.

/s

[–] gerowen 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow I was seriously shook for a moment until I saw the /s at the end, lol.

[–] snipe_at 9 points 1 year ago

i debated whether or not to include it, but defaulted to it always being hard to discern without knowing the person. haha

[–] ShlorpianMafia 9 points 1 year ago

Where's the fuckup? I just see loads of generous people offering to help with your problems. In fact, I'm available to help too if you kindly send your login and password 🥸

[–] A_Toasty_Strudel 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh jeez! How long did it take before they started uncanning the spam?

[–] gerowen 6 points 1 year ago

Less than 10 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I see you used the word "hack". For small fee I make the unlock for your Kbin!

/s