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FTC Issues Fines For Sassy Retail Employees Who Cut Declined Credit Cards In Half (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Does this happen in real life?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I've seen it in movies.

[–] Macaroni_ninja 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a US thing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a dumbass thing. Who the hell cuts a credit card in half that may or may not have failed due to network errors of the card reader?

[–] derocker 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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