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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Jokes on you, I would totally be on board with expanding my C knowledge.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And that's not the only thing we're going to expand. ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] ShadyGrove 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Getting into c++ as well then?

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Structured in the streets, object oriented in the sheets ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Same, I've gotten a little bit rusty

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's really hard to code while fucking.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you tried? Personally doggy is ideal for me, get the laptop on her back.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And burn your partner's back with the laptop reaching 100ยฐC trying to compile?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

don't kink shame

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That's why you use a MacBook with ARM.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I immediately recognized this image to be from End of Evangelion.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Core Dumped

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

How to lose a girl in 3 seconds.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It seems a good way to learn.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nooooo! Give my Python or gibe me death!

[โ€“] kevinbacon 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh you'll get python alright ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

[โ€“] Wr4ith 3 points 2 years ago

Example of task failed successfully

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Oh good, I've wanted to try coding a little closer to the metal for a while now!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Little do you know that a lack of errors in my IDE is almost better than sexโ€ฆ

[โ€“] nutel 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

little do you know about the pleasure of deploying overengineered solution. Nothing can beat that shit.

[โ€“] hikarulsi 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Arch Linux has joined the chat

[โ€“] 03ari 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

wait, programmers have girlfriends ?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Teach her advance concepts Better teach everything not even leave a single concept