How about both?
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2023
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It's really hard to code while fucking.
Have you tried? Personally doggy is ideal for me, get the laptop on her back.
And burn your partner's back with the laptop reaching 100°C trying to compile?
don't kink shame
That's why you use a MacBook with ARM.
Jokes on you, I would totally be on board with expanding my C knowledge.
And that's not the only thing we're going to expand. 😉
Getting into c++ as well then?
Structured in the streets, object oriented in the sheets 😏
Same, I've gotten a little bit rusty
I immediately recognized this image to be from End of Evangelion.
Core Dumped
How to lose a girl in 3 seconds.
It seems a good way to learn.
Little do you know that a lack of errors in my IDE is almost better than sex…
little do you know about the pleasure of deploying overengineered solution. Nothing can beat that shit.
Oh good, I've wanted to try coding a little closer to the metal for a while now!
Example of task failed successfully
Nooooo! Give my Python or gibe me death!
Oh you'll get python alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Arch Linux has joined the chat
wait, programmers have girlfriends ?
Sadly yes...... waiting on that bug fix still..... I'm tempted to put on some thigh highs and a skirt, so I can tell the developer to fix that bug thats been reeking havoc my life for years then I'll have sex with them as a donation......
I’m tempted to put on some thigh highs
Then you don't even have to seduce the developer anymore, as the programming socks will grant you the power to fix the bug yourself.
Teach her advance concepts Better teach everything not even leave a single concept