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It's time to come clean (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the strength to do it

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 1 year ago

Let me introduce you to the magic of... levers!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well at least happy bir... oh it's not? Then it must be your friend's... oh...

[–] thedrivingcrooner 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's my birthday today and I've already eaten 2 apple fritters and it's only 11am. I'm in this picture and I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Happy birthday! Remember calories don't count if you don't count calories! Jk, enjoy your day and worry about calories tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just take tiny nibbles so each one rounds down to zero calories

[–] indulgence 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you enter into the app that you're American, it's expected.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm going to trust your expertise, Indulgence.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

[...] an entire birthday cake

Those are rookie numbers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Just write off the day and start again tomorrow. Maybe set a bit lower calorie goals for the next couple of weeks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Calorie apps are a ploy by ZOG to get me to stop drinking their sunflower oil (I won't).