this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There should be a picture of each captain alone in their own flume.

Captain's Personal Log.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Followed by a second, supplemental log.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What's the ride called?

Edit: I'm an idiot

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 5 points 1 year ago

It's the Captain's Log Flume of course

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Usually some form of the name "log flume". It exists at most water parks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I should've specified, I meant the joke name of the ride like (this is the exact moment I realized I'm actually an idiot and missed the entire joke because it's a CAPTAINS LOG)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, the "ride" is also photoshopped in there. Captain's Log Flume. It's easy to miss but on the front of the log.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This isn't helping my case for not getting the joke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This thread might be funnier than the joke! And I like the joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well I'll glad my blindness is bringing humor to someone besides myself

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Scott Bakula's there too, he's just occupying Shatner's body so you can't see him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stardate: 5.14.1632 people in line ahead of me. The crew is getting anxious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like Sisko would be having more fun than that. Seems like a dude who'd be down with a log flume.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 2 points 1 year ago

He's missing a baseball game for this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why'd you have to put Sisko at the back? Just got done watching Far Beyond the Stars?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe he just didn't want to get his hair wet?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nah, I think he just doesn't wanna be near Picard

[–] cybervseas 2 points 1 year ago

Looks more useful than the Captain's Yacht.