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Nuclear Weapons Partly Responsible for Radioactive Wild Boars, Researchers Say (gizmodo.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Teenage mutant ninja…boars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

snort say youwr pwayers

[–] Alenalda 4 points 1 year ago

Cody Johnston sweating intensifies

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Partly?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The blurb mentions Chernobyl.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

History books in a 100 years: but everything changed when the nuclear boar nation attacked

[–] SupraMario 1 points 1 year ago

As it's read by candle light in a collapsed subway station.

[–] ShoggothRights 3 points 1 year ago

I'm waking up to ~~ash and dust~~ radioactive boars.