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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that be a stew since we're also thickened with fat?

[–] FizzlePopBerryTwist 1 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a question for Zuno-sama

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, we're too thick to be soup. We're clearly stew.

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, we're quite liquid on the inside. More like puff pastries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you mean to say that we're all danish?

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot 2 points 2 years ago

Meat danish, you may say.

[–] BobbyBandwidth 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would say more like soup dumplings

[–] Skuldug 2 points 2 years ago

More like a dumpling is where I went too!

[–] Airazz 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Are cucumbers a vegan soup?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

What about tomatoes?

[–] lightingnerd 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A better question to ask is if a person is made entirely of what they eat, and the person only ate vegan meals, then would that person's flesh not also be a vegan meal?

[–] Airazz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, therefore steak is vegan.

[–] lightingnerd 1 points 2 years ago

Class, today we have learned that human steak is a healthy vegan option.

[–] nomecks 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm a blob of electric meat piloting a bone mech with meat armor

[–] Seven 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

*watered fat, the human brain is a quirky butter sponge

[–] Donjuanme 1 points 2 years ago

And a hose connecting your lips to your butthole

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls 5 points 2 years ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] 4am 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It's a cook book!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Mmmmm bagged is my favorite way to enjoy prion stew

[–] Annoyed_Crabby 3 points 2 years ago

Uncook soup mmm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

this is something random my wife would say to me to see my very logical brain explode

[–] PaxSapien 3 points 2 years ago

The Soylent was within us all along~

[–] FranklinsBeard 3 points 2 years ago

I can only agree lmao. I wonder what Plato would think?

[–] RxILZ 3 points 2 years ago

With a delicious bacteria broth

[–] TPMJB 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Meh, only the crew of the Titan sub are soup at this point.

[–] blueskiesoc 3 points 2 years ago
[–] expatriado 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

was this post inspired by the submarine's implosion?

[–] FizzlePopBerryTwist 1 points 2 years ago

No this was posted BEFORE I found out about that. Also, yikes.

[–] Donjuanme 2 points 2 years ago

Your body is a sack of soup surrounding a tube.