Wouldn't that be a stew since we're also thickened with fat?
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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Sounds like a question for Zuno-sama
Nah, we're too thick to be soup. We're clearly stew.
Nah, we're quite liquid on the inside. More like puff pastries.
Do you mean to say that we're all danish?
Meat danish, you may say.
I would say more like soup dumplings
More like a dumpling is where I went too!
Are cucumbers a vegan soup?
What about tomatoes?
A better question to ask is if a person is made entirely of what they eat, and the person only ate vegan meals, then would that person's flesh not also be a vegan meal?
Yes, therefore steak is vegan.
Class, today we have learned that human steak is a healthy vegan option.
I'm a blob of electric meat piloting a bone mech with meat armor
*watered fat, the human brain is a quirky butter sponge
And a hose connecting your lips to your butthole
Thanks, I hate it.
“How to Serve Man”
It's a cook book!
Mmmmm bagged is my favorite way to enjoy prion stew
Uncook soup mmm
this is something random my wife would say to me to see my very logical brain explode
The Soylent was within us all along~
I can only agree lmao. I wonder what Plato would think?
With a delicious bacteria broth
Meh, only the crew of the Titan sub are soup at this point.
Eww.
was this post inspired by the submarine's implosion?
No this was posted BEFORE I found out about that. Also, yikes.
Your body is a sack of soup surrounding a tube.