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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a God tier comeback, and the friends are cunts. Fuck 'em.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well… sounds more like the friends were all in the same one at the same time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Not necessarily at the same time but yeah

[–] NAK 54 points 1 year ago (6 children)

It's because you didn't out smart her, you out asshole'd her.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

Nah she deserves it. OP can't do much about the speech impediment.. but the sister should have been careful

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it wrong to be an asshole to an asshole now?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Socially? Yeah. More generally? Probably still yeah, but you'd at least have more people shrugging and saying "yeah, that tracks".

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Something about people living in glass houses not throwing stones

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

One thing I've learned through personal experience, is that being the bigger asshole just makes everyone hate you, even if you're justified in your actions. It's not fair, but it is what it is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's a pretty good come back though.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Guess she can dish it out but not take it, huh. Anon didn't actively choose speech impediments either, mind.

[–] MuhammadJesusGaySex 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bitches in glass houses, something, something.

[–] DarkDiamondK 1 points 1 year ago

But what about the machine gun?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

While the comeback is great, a rhotacism is pretty treatable with a bit of effort.

I'm an Isaac Arthur fan.

[–] Sea_pop 4 points 1 year ago

Lol, get rekt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Classic graphics cat.