Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by Clbull to c/dadjokes

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So that when they get to port, they can Scandinavian.

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[–] xlovebug 8 points 1 year ago

This made me actually chuckle, thank you! I don't think I've ever seen my SO look that disappointed in me before.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Bruh

[–] Rogue_General 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I chortled

Edit: and subscribed

[–] Drunemeton 5 points 1 year ago

That’s really good! ❤️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is my go-to DJ when I meet someone new who deserves the cheez

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I was in Oslo with my kids a while ago and we actually saw a navy ship in port. I was like "I've waited my whole life for this".

They never want to hear this joke again. They will, but they don't want to.