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NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”::In a new directive, the head of the notoriously invasive NSA ordered employees to spy on the world with “with dignity and respect”

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This has the same energy as the beatings will continue until morale improves

[–] Fantomas 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  • spies gently
[–] eager_eagle 21 points 1 year ago

Fucking finally. I was getting really concerned of all the undignified and disrespectful spying around here.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Spies (respectfully).

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

lmao

I miss the 4th amendment... :(

[–] LeadSoldier 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It died with "drug dogs." I am currently fighting the department of veterans affairs federal police because they bypass the 4th amendment with a drug dog. They found nothing because I don't do drugs, but the fake dog hits need to stop.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LeadSoldier 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good to know. I thought it would be a hopeless fight. I'm considering driving my car through boarder checkpoints multiple times to document that their "drug dogs" felt differently than the one at the Veterans Affairs that they use to harass veterans with cannabis because it's federal land.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LeadSoldier 3 points 1 year ago

Last month. Court will probably see these texts. Lol

[–] sebinspace 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The fuck does that even mean?

“Crash the car without inflicting damage”

[–] yogurt 3 points 1 year ago

"Please cut back on the racial slurs."

[–] trachemys 2 points 1 year ago

I guess they watched Red Sparrow and thought that was going too far.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

ITS one of those periodic reminders that management sends out about workplace rules. Big deal.

[–] xc2215x 14 points 1 year ago

How does one spy with respect exactly ?

[–] Bz2486 12 points 1 year ago

Nottheonion

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

How laughable

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I respect your 4th amendment right to privacy, and choose not to browse the folder on your desktop called "Not Porn"...

... but that porn in your downloads is not for your eyes only if you know what I mean

🕵️‍♀️

[–] heartspoken 4 points 1 year ago

great idea. an email with that verbiage is a surefire way to straighten everyone up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh fuck off