shitposting

what doesnt kill you, makes you incredibly weak

Norm MacDonald

DBZ: a heartwarming tale of the unlikely alliance between a bumbling proletarian and a prince destined to inherit only the shame of being space-SS for an edgelord robot prince who conquered his people.

Along the way we learn all kinds of neat stuff: you CAN fuck hot, murderous androids and get them pregnant. Do not ask further. Also, if you get really super mad because your friend died and/or some pleb-ass monkey guy is making you, the monkey prince, look shitty, you’ll turn into a blond haired, green eyed Aryan masterrace monkey who shoots bigger laserballs.

Sometimes I really reflect on the useless tomes of knowledge packed into my brain and wonder what stuff I forgot in order to remember plot points to DBZ, for example.

"My dad used to say 'whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger'. That was until the accident!"

I forget which comedian said that first.

Been grinding since I was 5

…when can I stop?

All I got was PTSD

I usually curl up into a ball and think of big boobs.