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George Santos says he's lost 97 pounds on Ozempic and a cage match versus Mitt Romney wouldn't be 'fair' because he studied jiu-jitsu (www.businessinsider.com)

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Embattled GOP Congressman George Santos bragged about his weight loss and said he'd beat up Mitt Romney in a fight, Page Six reported.

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[–] DharkStare 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since George "If that is my real name" Santos said it and we know he's incapable of telling the truth, I'm going to assume he's gained weight, has never been in a fight, and would easily be defeated by Romney.

Seriously though, what's with this trend of famous people trying to fight each other in cage matches?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

@DharkStare

@Kara

i’ve seen no fights. the trend is attention gluttons talking about it. for attention. 🤣

[–] MattyXarope 3 points 1 year ago

Imagine trying to punch a man with magical underwear on - those punches are not going to land, George

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Is the GOP OK?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Have we ever seen santos and musk in a room together?