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George Santos says he's lost 97 pounds on Ozempic and a cage match versus Mitt Romney wouldn't be 'fair' because he studied jiu-jitsu (www.businessinsider.com)
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Embattled GOP Congressman George Santos bragged about his weight loss and said he'd beat up Mitt Romney in a fight, Page Six reported.

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[–] MattyXarope 3 points 1 year ago

Imagine trying to punch a man with magical underwear on - those punches are not going to land, George