this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Buy a bidet, it's worth it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

This club is stanky-ass only, get your clean ass outta here!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I also enjoy a clean ass crack!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit! An actual meme in this /c/ instead of some random ass image

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm old. I only know how to make millennial memes. Idk how to make deep fried shit, let alone the newer stuff. Maybe I would if I could, but we'll never know.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

No need to fret, your meme was good. I was merely expressing content as the fact that most posts on this /c/ are funny pictures (or not funny messages) and mostly none are memes.

[–] demlet 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I got a bidet a couple years ago and forget sometimes that people still "clean" themselves with dry paper.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This place isn't for the likes of you clean-assed folks. Get outta here! If your ass don't smell, go to hell!

[–] demlet 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Look at my clean ass. Look at it before it destroys you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Nooooooooooooo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I still don't get how that works. If you have diarrhea, the bidet will just spray it all over your butt cheeks

[–] demlet 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The bidet gets its water from a clean water source. You're not washing your ass with dirty toilet bowl water. If you need to clean a wider target you kind of shimmy around a little. Obviously you have to dry off with something. Some people use washable towels, others use regular old tp.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know that bidet water is clean. But the splash zone is full of little bits of shit

[–] demlet 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's not like you're pressure washing it. If it's splashing that much you're using too much pressure. Anyway I, I think I'm on safe ground in stating that it's still cleaner than smearing the poop around with paper, but you do you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It probably is. But still. Whipes are best imo

[–] demlet 1 points 10 months ago

Hey we all have our kinks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'm not sure if you're joking, but in case you're not, the bidet sprays clean water from the wall, not dirty water from the bowl.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Y'all really just be sitting there with shit on your ass while you browse??!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, what else you gonna do?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Livin the dream

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

/> born to shit

/> forced to wipe

[–] HomerAtTheBat 2 points 10 months ago

laughs in Japanese toilet

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Holy shit, fiber can give me telekenitic abilities so I can pick up my phone that is out of reach?!?! 😯

[–] [email protected] -4 points 10 months ago