Like wiping a marker
Buy a bidet, it's worth it.
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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This club is stanky-ass only, get your clean ass outta here!
I also enjoy a clean ass crack!
Holy shit! An actual meme in this /c/ instead of some random ass image
I'm old. I only know how to make millennial memes. Idk how to make deep fried shit, let alone the newer stuff. Maybe I would if I could, but we'll never know.
No need to fret, your meme was good. I was merely expressing content as the fact that most posts on this /c/ are funny pictures (or not funny messages) and mostly none are memes.
I got a bidet a couple years ago and forget sometimes that people still "clean" themselves with dry paper.
This place isn't for the likes of you clean-assed folks. Get outta here! If your ass don't smell, go to hell!
Look at my clean ass. Look at it before it destroys you!
Nooooooooooooo
I still don't get how that works. If you have diarrhea, the bidet will just spray it all over your butt cheeks
The bidet gets its water from a clean water source. You're not washing your ass with dirty toilet bowl water. If you need to clean a wider target you kind of shimmy around a little. Obviously you have to dry off with something. Some people use washable towels, others use regular old tp.
I know that bidet water is clean. But the splash zone is full of little bits of shit
I mean, it's not like you're pressure washing it. If it's splashing that much you're using too much pressure. Anyway I, I think I'm on safe ground in stating that it's still cleaner than smearing the poop around with paper, but you do you.
It probably is. But still. Whipes are best imo
Hey we all have our kinks.
I'm not sure if you're joking, but in case you're not, the bidet sprays clean water from the wall, not dirty water from the bowl.
Y'all really just be sitting there with shit on your ass while you browse??!
Yeah, what else you gonna do?
Livin the dream
/> born to shit
/> forced to wipe
laughs in Japanese toilet
F I B E R
Holy shit, fiber can give me telekenitic abilities so I can pick up my phone that is out of reach?!?! 😯
