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[โ€“] Kandorr 15 points 2 years ago

In your bra!

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Not 6'3" either.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

According to his booking information, Donald Trump is 6โ€™3โ€, 215 pounds. For contrast, Josh Hart, pictured here, is 6โ€™4โ€, 215 pounds. Fullton County has failed us all.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fat IS less dense than muscle

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Not that less dense. That fat fuck weighs over 270 easily.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Bones make up a huge amount of mass. Can we be sure his bones haven't turned to fat as well and he walks as an abhorrent fuck you to the laws of physics?

[โ€“] Selmafudd 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah I'm 6'4 and unfortunately built like this cunt, last time I was 215 I was 12... Even in my late teens doing coke every weekend maybe got down to 220 and when you're that tall that looks lanky af. Trump is easy 300lb

[โ€“] iforgotmyinstance 10 points 2 years ago

https://myprogresspics.com/what-does-a-215-lbs-6-foot-3-male-look-like?page=6

All im saying is the guy is not 215. Maybe 315 on a light day.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also, his hair is not "blond or strawberry". It's piss-colored.

[โ€“] Jordan117 5 points 2 years ago

Hair: Non-Euclidean

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

They said his aides were filling out everything.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

He wears lifts in his shoes. He is probably 5' 11" and 300lbs.
And ugly... still fucking ugly!!!
When he is booked in as a prisoner, they will actually give us his real stats.

[โ€“] P01135809 6 points 2 years ago

I confirmed that was a lie.

[โ€“] Gingerlegs 1 points 2 years ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

6โ€™1. 325lbs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

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