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My main server is named Postulate (an idea that you assume for the sake of argument), my desktop is named Axiom (a proved postulate), and my backup server is named Corollary (an idea that follows from an axiom).

What are your computers named, and why?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Welcome to Cybertron:

Inferno - firewall

OmegaSupreme - hypervisor host

Cliffjumper - ssh jumpbox

Daytrader - webserver

Metroplex - Plex server

WheelJack - my PC

Not the most famous Transformers, but I try to keep the names relevant.

(There's more, but that's all I can think of off hand)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

My servers have names of Spanish words humorist El Risitas says in his mythical video where he laughs with no real reason.

The biggest server is named "cocinero", because I can (jokingly) easily imagine a very fat cook.

Then there is plancha, a lenovo thinkcentre which has the size of a plank.

My raspberry pi's have names of tapas: chorizo, keso etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My laptops and RPis aren't named anything interesting. My server is named Lyla though. I let my youngest kid pick the name.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

My old desktop, now relegated to torrent/fileshare duty, is named USELESS-BRICK (you can guess why)

My brand new desktop is named SPEEDY-BRICK (you can also guess why)

The Rpi3 and Orange Pi 5 I use for small compute tasks, a printer server, random fucking around, etc are TINY-BRICK-1 and TINY-BRICK-2, respectively.

The random ATX server board that I used to use before the motherboard died was FlatBoard, because it didn't have a case, just a small steel backframe I welded up for it.

[–] nslatz 3 points 2 years ago

A self built PC called "The Thing" and "The Beast", which is a raspberry pi.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

In theme with my username:

  • apollo (router)
  • moon-base (proxmox host)
  • moon-rover (previously my laptop, it died and now it's my steam deck)
  • moonshot (desktop)
  • moon-lander (phone)

My VMs are uninterestingly named after what they serve. Also I'm not touching my partner's machines, that stuff is not my problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

hydrogen, helium, lithium and beryllium

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

My laptop's hostname is xontros-gatos (which in Greek means fat cat)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Work laptop is dangerzone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
  • crispy (big server) - was suggested to me, no special meaning
  • invader (desktop PC) - no special meaning
  • mulex-copan (MacBook) - named after the coffee machine in the game INFRA
  • polaris (mail server VPS) - reference to the game Control
  • spike (VPS) - no special meaning (though I was probably thinking of the coronavirus spike protein)
  • turris (router) - just the router brand which sounds cool so I kept the hostname
  • vineta (NAS) - named after the planet from the game SIGNALIS
  • whiprock (phone) - named after the island from the game INFRA

the names with no special meaning are generally older while the game references are generally newer :P

[–] DetachablePianist 2 points 2 years ago

I started using star names a long time ago and never had a reason to change (night sky - not Hollywood, though those are good choices too).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My NAS is named "lil-nas-s". Everything else has boring names, my proxmox host is just named "proxmox".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

NASty-Nate reporting in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

My server is named ubuntu. You can guess why. My laptop is named MacBook-Air, because I didn’t change the default.

I’m thinking of naming my next server GladOS and the desktop Wheatley.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Albatross and Nautilus. Not really sure why, just like the sound of the words and the nautical theme. I still have 2 or 3 laying around unnamed because I haven't thought of any good words that fit the theme

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Maybe “Leviathan”? From Subnautica. :P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm pretty boring

HTPC (a vestige from when I used it as such, but now it's basically a Plex server and torrent box)

BIGNAS

HUGENAS

(My name)LAPTOP

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Mine are all named after mythological creatures. It started with my tower being named Cerberus because it had 3 red LED fans and then just kept up from there. Hydra, Thoth, manticore, chimera. I'm deploying Baba Yaga this week, and Ratatoskr will be up eventually

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

At home I name all devices after characters or planets from Ready Player One and Two. WadeWatts, parzival, daito, shoto, halliday and OASIS are my PC, laptop, phone, router, NAS or WiFi. I also have servers named ir0k, art3mis or halcydonia. I remember working at a science project years ago with lots of workstations, where we named them all after James Bond villains like Stromberg, Goldfinger or Scaramanga. Eventually we ran out of villains and had to number them. 🙃

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Mush bevause my windows VM is named Room

[–] thirteene 2 points 2 years ago

I started naming all of my devices based on their number mk1-mk6, then I realized it's hard to differentiate desktop from phone off a list. Now I've got: Mkr1 - rack server Mkp6 - phone 6 And desktops/laptops are just mkX depending on age. Then set static IPs based on their number

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I call my desktop loseldoom but my servers are fugit and opti :P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

My computer names don't really have a pattern.
Desktop is Neutron, NAS hyperion, old server exscape.

Disks have names from astronomy. Cassiopeia, Andromeda, Pegasus, Orion.
I just recently named my large NAS RAIDZ2 array Laniakea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
  • Desktop - Eldritch Mythos
  • Laptop - Elder Thing
  • Phone - Shoggoth

As for why, I don't know why I originally went this route. The phone is a Pixel 7, so it's name was inspired by the meme.

My servers all are named after their purpose, no theme for them lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I name them after their case or purpose. My truenas is just called truenas, its plex jail is just called plex, my laptops are yoga and starlite because those are their product line names. Desktop is frame because it uses a masterframe 700.

I am not very imaginative with naming things. And when I do get imaginative I just appear to have a mental disorder. My BG3 characters are Scrimpus, Scrompus, and Screeper.

[–] Ataraxia 1 points 2 years ago

Atomic barbie and my phone is jabrone

[–] ClockNimble 2 points 2 years ago

Daedalus, because I like the sound of it.

The Void - My phone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My computer? Nikkis-pad, cause it always sat ontop of my big ol desk mousepad.

My phone???
Cream daddy of the abyss.

No I will not tell you why

[–] Jayb151 2 points 2 years ago

Desktop. Tablet. Garage. Pretty straightforward at my place lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

All ~60,000 servers are given 32-bit UUID's, plus a 3 word CNAME from 3 unique and distinct lists of nouns. i.e. a server would have an A record of 1b30fafd-0a28-4999-b51f-bfa2b8af68e5 and a CNAME of tiger-ball-hill. A few servers that I often SSH into will be given friendly cnames like "bastion1" or "ansible" or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Nice try, fed. :P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Canadian islands because I ran out of bears.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I used to name all my devices and servers after old timey womens names but I gut lazy. Now they are named mostly by function.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My machines are named after physicists and mathematicians because that's what I aspire to be. I don't remember the first three, but the most recent ones were Descartes, Euclid, Fourier, Gauss, Hilbert, Ivakhnenko, Jacobi, Kepler, Lovelace, Mandelbrot, Newton, Oppenheimer, Penrose, Quillen, Russell, Silverman[1]. Next will be Turing.

EDIT: The network storage is named differently.

  • [1] Named after Ruth Silverman, not Joseph.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I use the periodic table of elements to name them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

@JuxtaposedJaguar Animals that I find cute or funny:

Rabbit, Seagull, Turtle, Mola-mola, ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"The Cool Side of the Pillow"

(I only have the one)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Question:
Let's say I do give my computers a fancy name in /etc/hostname - what do I need to do in order to use the hostname while ssh?

It's not like I have a domain controller resolving the hostname back to an internal ip...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

If you mean initiating connections from one computer on your local network to another, you need to install and enable avahi-daemon (or some other mDNS daemon) on the "fancy" one. Your router also needs to support and enable mDNS forwarding, but basically all of them do by default. Then just use your-hostname.local in place of the local IP address, and your computer will automatically resolve it using mDNS. It's different than regular DNS, so it doesn't need any special configuration to use it. And word to the wise: don't use uppercase or special characters in your hostname.

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