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I just think they're heat!

Lisa and Bart: "Heeeelp! HeeeEEEEeeelp!"

I fell down the well!

And since I achieved all my goals in my first luncheon, there was no need for a second.

So this one time I was driving to a gig and this dude flipped out, cut me off, and threw the biggest potato I've ever seen at me. All at about 70 mph. The potato was pretty neat.