this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Oh my gods, there are other jar enthusiasts out there??! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This was my exact reaction. I have so many jars and they contain so many things

[โ€“] Whichwitch 5 points 1 year ago

My people! So many jars.....

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What about growers? All my plants and fungi grow like crazy, and my ability apparently extends to 'growing' recipes in the kitchen, whether by yeast or by ending up with way more than the recipe said.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I have been called a druid many times, yes lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

A-ha! I have found mu counterpart! My plants are not growing so well, but the fungi on my bread is doing fantastically!

[โ€“] BarelyTheramin 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm I propose that this is a subcategory under a combined fire hazard and jar enthusiast. All them vessels for growing plants in, plus a bunch of kitchen work.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe, but I do not plan in jars, and being a kitchen witch and making a fire hazard are not compatible.

[โ€“] Brunbrun6766 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What about lizard enthusiasts? Cat collectors?

[โ€“] erie09 8 points 1 year ago

Preemptive bone collector

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ranger / Beastmaster

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Crazy parrot ladies!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rock Hoarder here! Definitely just Rock Hoarder and not anything else like Fire Hazard, yep.

[โ€“] FilthyShrooms 4 points 1 year ago

Haha yep same here! Only rocks here, definitely not a fire hazard or anything, dont bother checking!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Geomancer. With a few levels in Pyromancy.

[โ€“] fireweed 5 points 1 year ago

This is druid witch erasure

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

None of you necromancers are talking bout your bone collecting. My mom used to keep wish bones from turkeys and refuse to break em cuz "bad luck". Told her she had it backwards lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My mom saved all of our baby teeth. They're in a box in a hidden drawer in her dresser. I found them 35 years ago when we were doing a cleanout/reorganization and I happened to open up a box full of teeth.

"Mom? Are these teeth? Why are you saving teeth?"

"Those are your teeth. Yours and your brother's."

"But why are you keeping teeth?"

"I can't throw away part of my children."

It would sound sweet if it weren't also more than a bit Bates Hotel.

I bet they're still there. The teeth. She's 80 now. I wonder if my brother knows they're there. I wonder who will inherit the teeth.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i want to hang out with the shadow entities