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True Roman Memes For True Romans

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A place to meme about the glorious ROMAN EMPIRE (and Roman Republic, and Roman Kingdom)!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Explanation: Octavian, later the Emperor Augustus, had a tendency to miss or be out of command for major battles. He was a sickly lil' guy and usually wore a sunhat when outside. During one of the final battles of Julius Caesar's civil war, he was too sick to attend (I am sure he had a doctor's note). During one of the most important naval battles of his life, the Battle of Naulochus, he sent his right-hand man and best friend, Agrippa, to fight while he remained on shore.

Later, he personally intervened to spend an enormous sum on a raven that could say "Hail Caesar!" Which, tbf, is pretty fuckin' cool.

[–] HKPiax 2 points 1 year ago

Agreed, that’s pretty fucking rad

[–] Lopoloma 1 points 1 year ago

Cleopatra should have done the same.
Pretentious bitch fled the scene "out of womanly anxiety" so we hear.
Her wing of the naval for e followed and from then on the battle went in favour of ~~Anthony~~ Agrippa.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey man I just want you to know you're appreciated. Seeing this shit on my feed just makes me happy. Fantastic work

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thank 🙏 Mostly I just share the 'best of' I've found over the years, but it's nice to know that my meme stash of obscure historical trivia brings a little entertainment to others as well!

[–] HKPiax 3 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah, these memes are fire, and the fact that there is an explanation below each one is double fire. I always visit this community CVM MAGNO GAVDIO

[–] HKPiax 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I require the explanation. I come here everyday to educate myself on Roman history by reading the explanations. I demand them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sorry, had to double-check some things to make sure my memory wasn't jumbling up battles of Octavian's life XD