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A new aid package, you say? (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

dark brandon bringin the heat

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And on this day, Dark Brandon casts upon us the Glory of St Javelin, from which we shall unleash unending fire, until the scourge exists no longer, amen. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Amen πŸ™

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Plot twist: the canned beef is water.

[–] partial_accumen 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or maybe some used industrial solvent that someone was paid to dispose of safely.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

oooff that's an ice burn.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 3 points 1 year ago

And it's dehydrated to save on shipping costs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He did say NO malarkey.

Not some malarkey. NO malarkey.