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[–] Lun0tic 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mega Karen has special abilities that the other Karen's don't.

  1. Speed Dial Manager: an ability to store and recall store manager phone numbers from Mega Karen's cell phone.

  2. Family Minions: husband and children will back up Mega Karen even though she's in the wrong. On special occasions Mom/sister/cousin can be activated.

  3. Double-Down: Mega Karen will insist and try even harder when cornered.

  4. Extra HP: Mega Karen does not mind wasting more time than other lesser powered Karen's.

Though Mega Karen is hard to defeat she still uses a predictable pattern. She always moves in to recording you on her phone. You'll know she's started running low on HP when she starts getting hysterical and becomes the "victim". If fought right, the battle usually ends with Mega Karen being escorted off the battle field but sometimes she can be knocked out. Sadly she gives very little Skill Points when she's defeated and it's due to her Low IQ and Value to the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How can she double-down so many times?? Any normal person would have broke by now!

Mega Karen: Nanomachines, son!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Trillions of voices cried out at once "I want to speak to your manager!"

[–] khaffner 10 points 1 year ago

Calamity Karen

[–] Dick_Justice 6 points 1 year ago

my girl's got three BumpIts on

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be very careful, because she's going to talk to the manager... of your manager.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She doesn't just complain to the manager, she complains to the CEO

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think she contacts the shareholders directly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

⬆️, ⬆️, ⬇️, ⬇️, ⬅️, ➡️, ⬅️, ➡️, B, A, START

Trust me, we're gonna need it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Her boss music would definitely have an angelic choir singing “I want to destroy the manager” in Latin.