this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Same as the butt ontop of their tails, both my dogs give me the BRrrrrrR look when i scritch them there.

[–] Aussiemandeus 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure its something to do with the mounting during sexy times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The base of a cat's tail is their g spot.

[–] Nadalofsoccer 16 points 10 months ago

Do you know why dogs licks their own genitals?

Because they can.

Fair trade if you ask me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well now I just feel bad for dogs.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Don't be sad, just get to scritching

[–] themeatbridge 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your dog would feel bad for you if it understood you couldn't lick your butt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Idk, it may be mad that no one ever told it about toilet paper.

"You mean I didn't have to be licking this shit off my ass this whole time?!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You're talking about an animal that voluntarily dines out on any random poo it finds.