this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What about those people who can hold their breath for longer than two minutes?

[–] Selmafudd 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They're playing at half speed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This has to be the right answer

[–] AnUnusualRelic 1 points 1 year ago

We should all help them upgrade!

[–] Astudillo 15 points 1 year ago

Zombies, dâh!

[–] eochaid 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Except, if you refuse to breathe, you won't die, you'll just pass out and start breathing again...which kinda kills the tension implied by the meme.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It never mentions breathing voluntary/consciously, though. It is technically correct

[–] teejay 3 points 1 year ago

Technically correct is the best ki... Wait where am I?

[–] moipe 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you only took 1 breath every 2 minutes you would be what they call in France "le dead."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It doesn’t say you only breathe once every two minutes, though.

You just reset the timer more frequently than once every two minutes. It doesn’t change the fact you only have two minutes from each breath.

[–] Deadful 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can hold my breath for 4 minutes. Does that mean I'm technically living more life than the rest of you?

[–] nyoooom 2 points 1 year ago

Might have a longer life expectancy.

But like for real, that probably means your body gets better oxygenation which would make you a bit healthier, on average.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With the essence of chlorine gas its again 2 minutes time without the reset part💀

[–] silverwing 2 points 1 year ago

Or carbon monoxide

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

About to die? Breathing is the solution.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

@Technological_Burger, you don't die after 2 or more minutes, you pass out unconscious, it takes a minimum of another 5 more minutes, until the oxygen is used up and the brain no longer receives it, that's when you start to die.