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[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Let's say that I actually cared about that shithole. And that my goals were the same as the current shareholders': I want to cash in.

  1. Delay the IPO in two or three years. As it is now, nobody will cash in.
  2. Undo trust damage caused by the previous CEO. I probably won't be able to do everything, but I need to show to the users that Reddit has "magically" became a user-friendly platform - it's bullshit though. I need those suckers to make and moderate content for free for me, better if they're happy.
  3. Pause the API price changes and resume talks with third party app developers. Ultimately the goal is still to get them off my platform; however I need a convincing bullshit to do so, not exorbitant prices.
  4. Actually develop the official app, until it reaches a reasonable feature parity with the third party clients. That includes text-to-speech built-in ability and decent moderation tools, as that is what the protesters are complaining the most about.
  5. Slowly use the opportunity to seize control from the powermods, in a way that the community will take my side, not theirs. Context is king here; for example the community would love to vote its own moderators, as well as sub limits per mod, if this wasn't blatantly associated with the current changes. Perhaps restructure how mod hierarchy works, in a way that people loyal to the brand organically reach the top.
  6. Address bot usage; both through API and scrappers. I want a chunk of the LLM money, so I can't give this for free.

All of those things should be done in a way that reasonable users cannot connect the dots, through a wide amount of time.

In the meantime, I'd officially communicate "Hi, I'm the new CEO. We screwed up. We're fixing issues now." Nothing more, nothing less. No "I'm sorry" because this screams "corporate apology"; the idea is to sound the complete opposite of spez, and let him become the piranha cow.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Wake up, a new conspiracy theory dropped!

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Find the most likely strategy to piss off the user base, and then somehow say the dumbest things I can to make it worse when asked about it.

I mean, that's the job right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Found spez' Fediverse account!

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] flagellum 7 points 2 years ago

And fuck /u/spez too

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Delete the entirety of new reddit, reinstate old reddit as the one and only UI, federate with ActivityPub, open source everything, make the API free, and cancel the IPO.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Delete the entirety of new reddit, reinstate old reddit as the one and only UI

A better approach would be to develop the new reddit in a way that supersedes the old user interface, potentially being able to mimic it.

Other things that you've mentioned are good for the users, but bad for the company. It kind of highlights how much we cannot rely on it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But I like the new Reddit UI :(

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I liked .compact and used it even on desktop.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Open source everything then sell my stocks and retire

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Make serving the same ads part of the API TOS, and let 3rd party apps go about their business

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Problem is they probably want to make Reddit a "cool" and "quirky" place to do everything except what it's supposed to. E.g. RPAN, r/place, Reddit Chat, and surely more to come.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

decentralize it

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I'd probably do what spez is doing and make a lot of money tbqh

[โ€“] TinMaus 4 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Legit?

Nothing. Spez may have the reins, but the board has final say. Yeah, this is all his stupidity causing the drama, but he has their backing.

Anyone new is going to have to suck their dick from the beginning, so nobody new is going to be anything but a puppet.

Mind you, they pay me enough, I'll puppet for them :)

[โ€“] clutchmatic 3 points 2 years ago

This. Exactly this. At the end of it, the board of directors hire and fire CEOs and approve CEOs plans..

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Monetize the data.

Reddit is sitting on a huge pile of gold, the user aren't happy, fine, but they still have their data

[โ€“] anditshottoo 3 points 2 years ago
  • Scrap the IPO
  • Apply for not for profit status
  • Fundraise like Wikipedia
  • Improve user experience for mods and major content producers.
[โ€“] Comet_Tracer 1 points 2 years ago

Sell Reddit to Yahoo.

[โ€“] kabukimeow 1 points 2 years ago

Remove comment upvotes and downvotes