You're an ex CEO of a Japanese company, but somehow are still pulled in their affair.
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Participate in dream therapy and fall asleep and follow a doctor's voice as you have your mind broken over and over by optical illusions until you wake up and then cry irl at the ending speech.
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Some dude slaughters tons of animals and robs historical buildings in order to kill a lizard.
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8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet
Jumping around obstacles and running away from gunshots, but you'll spend most of the time falling to your death.