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[–] RTMike 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah but at least now you know your shampoo is pH balanced and made with sodium lauroyl methyl isethionate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Indeed. Moreover, I can piss without shitting if I wish, but to shit without pissing? That is a rare gift.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I don't take my phone to the toilet. Just finish my business and be back fast.

[–] Nfntordr 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Always go back out for it.. Always

[–] ignotum 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What kind of psychopath pees without their phone?

[–] beebanoo 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have no clue...

[–] son_named_bort 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hate when I think I just have to pee but it turns out I also need to vomit too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Really inconvenient to check the lemmy on your phone when doing both of these.

[–] void_hunter 1 points 2 years ago

why am I laughing so hard