I get that women don't feel safe rejecting guys openly, but it's pretty sad to realise they're that scared of you.
I mean, you start questioning what you did to scare them. Was it how you looked at them? Was it how you're dressed, the hammer, the way you asked them out, ... ?
Definitely the hammer. I've had some success with a power drill.
I always bring a power station and drill when they speak. If I can't hear it, I wasn't rejected.
Works for traffic stops, too.
The brownish red stains on the sleeves usually do it for me.
Shows you're a hard worker
Polt twist: OP got rejected because of his weight
Doesn’t matter; had pizza.