this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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Dad Jokes

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[–] NotGeorge 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can make objects levitate, but it only works on birds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've made grass grow just by focusing on it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I mean technically speaking, all eyes emit black body radiation, so we all have very underdeveloped laser eyes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The ice couldn't handle how hot he was.

The ice melts on its own. Staring while it melts is inconsequential but makes it a dad joke.