I can make objects levitate, but it only works on birds.
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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I've made grass grow just by focusing on it.
I mean technically speaking, all eyes emit black body radiation, so we all have very underdeveloped laser eyes
I don't get it :(
The ice couldn't handle how hot he was.
The ice melts on its own. Staring while it melts is inconsequential but makes it a dad joke.