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Anon is nothing more than a tool (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] SuddenDownpour 114 points 11 months ago

Holy shit your title was a punchline and it was a good one

[–] [email protected] 73 points 11 months ago

Read the whole thing. Fuck you and I'll see you later

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

👏...👏...👏

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Bravo on your post title, OP. It made the story all the better.

[–] jedi_hamster 17 points 11 months ago

Hello from 2019

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

what does it mean that he's a 'toaster'?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 11 months ago (2 children)

the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the "getting rusty" as well.

[–] teacs 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of "gf is prego"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

sauce?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Fuck, that one killed me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

ffs lmao

[–] teacs 2 points 11 months ago

Yea, it's pasta sauce

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD

I missed the joke by a mile.

[–] TimoBRL 0 points 11 months ago

Fuck you!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So she was fucking a toaster?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Nope. Her "primal urges" were hunger. She only used it to make food

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Hope not

[–] betamark 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Red Dwarf Fanfic. ✔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Ah, so you're a waffle man.