this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The phrase in parentheses is explaining that he wants a burger and not to have sexual relations with 5 men. It acts as an “anti” circle like the anti sea bear circle in the SpongeBob episode. So using the phrase to communicate that he wants a burger and not hot steamy man on man on man on man on man on man sex, clarifies to the reader that the author is not gay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get that but who is the third character with SpongeBob and Patrick?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

That's the sea bear [0] who can't cross the anti-sea-bear circle [1].

[0] https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Sea_bear

[1] https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-sea-bear_circle

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Five guys actually sounds good rn

Sounds like you want sexual relations with five men.

The image shows a reference to the sea bear episode of SpongeBob. Sea bears refuse to go into sea bear circles. The joke is that even just specifically saying "the burger chain" in parentheses is enough to keep bears (big bay men) at bay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well he did say he was going to Dicks afterwards

[–] TheControlled 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never seen SpongeBob but the frame is immediately understandable with the post. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've never seen SpongeBob and I have no idea wtf is going on, so I am very doubtful that you've never seen SpongeBob

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Slinky bear guy is angry at lines drawn in sand, obviously. How it relates to the text is beyond me tho.

[–] TheControlled 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ah man, my ass has been sore every since I enjoyed Five Guys!

Oh, and the burger I had isn't agreeing with me either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

who are the other five guys tho bc i’m lonely

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's the spirit