this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2023
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[–] JusticeForPorygon 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"That'll be $293,725,252,728, after insurance."

[–] aphonefriend 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In freedom money*

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey be glad you had insurance because otherwise you’d be paying $293,725,252,748

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No I wouldn't. I would be dead.

[–] Xylinna 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exercise and live longer or video games. Yup, video games it is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Living is pretty expensive, I‘m just making good financial decisions here. By investing money into video games instead of life, I can save hundreds of thousands in housing cost, food cost, electricity costs, childcare costs and much more.

Not only that, but this change can also help save nature and the climate, cause if I just die early, then I don‘t have children who also save on these costs, and then their non-existent descendants also save and so on, and in a 1000 years there is like idk a few thousand less people driving around in cars and building houses and razing forests to the ground than there would be if I hadn‘t invested into video games.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Switching that enjoyable food with a grapefruit will cut up to 90% of the remaining will to live.

[–] dingus 3 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of this classic Simpsons scene: https://youtu.be/UHBT995mFcI

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago

my life in a nutshell