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[–] [email protected] 56 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

also, I would like to kill any ANTIFA terrorists that show up, and report any law breakers to the relevant authorities during my playthrough. why doesn't the game let me do this? do they just hate centrists? wow, way to make me sympathize with the right.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Its the RADICAL LEFTISTS fault why I hate minorities, why won't they just be submissive to white power. Clearly the CORPORATE MEDIA has corrupted the minds of minorities since the civil rights act but our lord and savier Orange Jesus will make video games that allow me to enact all my fantasies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I know, god these people all just hate centrists. their hatred for our centrist values (and totally just that) instills in me an irrestistable compulsion to sell everything I own, move to Fiume and design an occult ritual based on the most completely-missing-the-point 'fullmetal alchemist' fanfics I can find to resurrect composite mussolini-hitler.

[–] Shardikprime 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Bro wants to play Undertale or any other game that lets you do pacifist runs

[–] glitchdx 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

bro then proceeds to do a genocide run and conplains that it's boring.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

The genocide run in undertale is so fucked that I refused to do it.

[–] chaogomu 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know how it could be boring when the payoff to such a run is this song. Even so, that path is fucking dark.

[–] glitchdx 1 points 10 hours ago

toby fox knew what he was doing

[–] nocklobster 12 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

I feel like true neutral means:

Just watching the world burn because too lazy to care.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

yeah this really is what centrism looks like. although I gotta say, a lot of people are so reactive towards this line of thinking that they identify anyone questioning their beliefs as "centrists". no, not wanting russia to control the world does not make me a centrist. just like criticizing the democrats does not make me a centrist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Honestly democrats are a little too naive and annoying to say I fully align with them but republicans are straight up dangerous in belief and practice, so while I still criticize democrats I would never claim to be a centrist

[–] Siethron 7 points 13 hours ago

Reddit be like

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 10 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Centrists are just lazy at this point. They’re basically “I thing treating people bad is bad, but I don’t want rules and taxes either, so I’ll settle for treating people-not-me badly if I don’t have more rules and taxes.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

The centrists I meet have an extremely infantile view of how politics work— assuming there’s an evenly distribution of representation and power for the left and the right. The reality is that this country has always been right-leaning and is now pushing into far-right fascist territory. To be a centrist in America is essentially a European conservative.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

also, more rules and taxes. really im just into treating people-not-me bad. also maybe people like me, if, you know, I think I'm one of the good ones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Laziest take.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)
Turning and turning in the widening gyre   
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere   
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst   
Are full of passionate intensity.

- W.B. Yeats, The Second Coming (1919)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (21 children)

Bullshit

I'm a centrist

The Israeli government and Hamas leadership should both be put in front of a wall and shot

Trump is a lying narcissistic sack of shit, just like Elmo Musk

None of that should be on any political side, those are obviously human choices

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Driving 3 million people into a concentration camp and restricting food, water, and medicine is with the intention to ethnically cleanse them is bad, but have you considered that using violence to escape that concentration camp is also bad?

[–] BradleyUffner 6 points 10 hours ago

Let's meet in the middle. How about we only exterminate half of them?

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