Ok. Who had to look at the community name?
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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Yep. Gdism
My first reaction was ..."of course "
I didn't, because I just assumed Elon actually would do some form of porn blackmail. It's obviously satire after a second, but it got me for a while.
Happening more and more lately
I though it was the opposite of what it was, and was confused as to why Elon would do something so good
I always glance at the community name before reading the post title and this community created that habit
Damn, got me good.
Literally did a double- take. Got me, too.
Not to far from the Tesla customer personal video database.
Also shared: crashes and road-rage incidents. One crash video in 2021 showed a Tesla driving at high speed in a residential area hitting a child riding a bike, according to another ex-employee. The child flew in one direction, the bike in another. The video spread around a Tesla office in San Mateo, California, via private one-on-one chats, “like wildfire,” the ex-employee said.
Don't know what to write about this ...
Totally normal and healthy work environment.
It didn't even occur to me that this was an Onion article ...
Honestly, I wouldn't put it passed him.
Wait, is it passed or past? I've been using past, but I'm suddenly not confident that I'm right.
No you are right, it's past
I'll send my dick as revenge! (Or as an intro, just ask)