Javascript should say "you are a masochist and a nerd"
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Who thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?
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I am not in this chart because my favourite programming languages are too nerdy for the cool programming nerds to include in their nerd chart.
Super nerd
Turbo Nerd
Same here.
VHDL represent. Although it's arguably not a "programming language"
I see your VHDL, and raise with Prolog.. or Postscript, similar paradigm.
you get out of here with your hardware descriptions!
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What is HTML doing here? Blasphemy!
Rust: you are a nerd wearing programming socks.
Trying to rewrite everything in the universe
It's a shame that the Rust rewrite of the GNU coreutils was named uutils and not uwutils.
how dare you Im not an engineer
What language is that engineer and a nerd one?
Matlab.
How is your favourite language one that indexes arrays from 1??? You monster!
How dare you count things from one, like a human being.
I beg to disagree. It's a law of nature to assign index 0 to the 1^st^ th... Wait a moment
Cobol: you are old, and a nerd, and probably making some sweet cheddar right now propping up a mid to late 20th century beast somewhere.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
Or programming a tiny microcontroller to blink a led as efficient as possible.
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I know who made this included React and HTML specifically to trigger us programmers, to that I say... well played >:(
If you're programming in assembly, regardless of what it is, you are the biggest nerd of them all. And I have massive fucking respect for you.
R
We can reject the null hypothesis that you are not a nerd at significance $\alpha < 0.001$.
oh wait, shit let me run that again, my data frame is full of NA somehow, again.
TIL fortran has a logo
The revenge!
Lisp gang rise up! uses inhaler
Nah, too relevant, what with LUA, functional programming, currying, and AI, et. al. ;)
I did an AI robot arena bot in college using Lisp. That was interesting.
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Where holyC
You are a christian nerd
No. The proper term is GEEK. Needs are uncoordinated, awkward, have no fashion sense, and occasionally tape their broken glasses (or say sheepishly, "did I do that?")
Geeks have in-depth, we'll researched knowledge on topics that are obscure to the "mundanes", have intellectual curiosity, and sometimes gain in wealth as a result. In many cases, they tend to make non-geeks (and geeks for other topics) completely befuddled. This sometimes results in insecurity on the part of non-geeks, which negatively impacts their social lives. On rare occasions, such geeks are so over the top smart that they transcend such petty attitudes (see: Neil deGrasse Tyson)
Geeks bite chickens' heads off at carnivals.
Wow I'm an old engineer nerd. I feel so exposed. Zero is nothing always start at one for life.
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