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[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

SQUISH THAT CAT

[–] HoneyMustardGas 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lol, you can do almost anything....once.

[–] _g_be 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Even twice if done in quick succession

[–] thedirtyknapkin 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i think i might very much struggle with granite or other hard things.

[–] HoneyMustardGas 4 points 6 days ago

You might need a way to grind it up but it is doable with the ~~right~~ wrong attitude.

[–] Ziglin 1 points 5 days ago

Most things you can eat quite a few of as long as it's done within a short period of time.

[–] Chivera 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Can I pick up cougars this way?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Easiest way to pick up cougars is to go to a college town during mom weekend

[–] TheBat 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

It's when a band from before most of the students were born is in town. But only if the singer is still hot.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Mom weekend is when all the sorority moms show up to support their sorority daughters by getting blackout drunk together and hit on 20-something college dudes. Dad weekend is where dads show up for a football game and support each other by not snitching to each other's wives when they get it on in their campers with college dudettes. At least that's how it was in the college towns I've lived in

[–] TheBat 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Huh. I thought it only happened in literotica stories.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

me too, thanks

[–] finitebanjo 1 points 5 days ago

Anything is ****able if you're brave enough.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i don't think that guy would hurt a cat but Claudia is clearly miserable and terrified.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Well, yeah. He's a veterinarian and he's handling her in an exam room.

I've never seen a happy cat on an exam table.

People that work in these places love animals, I have no doubt he would hurt them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago