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[–] Chivera 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Can I pick up cougars this way?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Easiest way to pick up cougars is to go to a college town during mom weekend

[–] TheBat 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

It's when a band from before most of the students were born is in town. But only if the singer is still hot.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Mom weekend is when all the sorority moms show up to support their sorority daughters by getting blackout drunk together and hit on 20-something college dudes. Dad weekend is where dads show up for a football game and support each other by not snitching to each other's wives when they get it on in their campers with college dudettes. At least that's how it was in the college towns I've lived in

[–] TheBat 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Huh. I thought it only happened in literotica stories.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

me too, thanks

[–] finitebanjo 1 points 5 days ago

Anything is ****able if you're brave enough.