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School board fires cafeteria worker who collected donations to pay for student lunches (www.knoe.com)
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago

Didn't you hear? Kindness and compassion have been outlawed in the US.

Kind of what happens in all dictatorships really...

[–] HappySkullsplitter 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Of course, it's Alabama.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Good catch!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 14 points 1 week ago

Goddamned socialists.

[–] DarkSurferZA 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

#prolife

[–] einlander 3 points 1 week ago

#noparole