this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 19 hours ago

The issue presented is a complex one. For anyone else stumbling across this, I have an optimal solution after having lived through this: delete your Instagram account. This solution is a net positive for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

First thing you learn in swimming rescue.

If you are trying to help a drowning victim and they grab on to you, push yourself deeper underwater. The victim will let go and keep trying to get to the air.

[–] sinceasdf 14 points 13 hours ago

In lifeguard training I was unironically told I might have to punch someone in the face to snap them out of it and ensure we don't both drown lol

[–] dufkm 15 points 15 hours ago

Interesting, first thing we learned was to try to knee them in the groin to make them let go.

[–] NielsBohron 121 points 1 day ago

Plot twist: the therapist was just trying to make the patient feel more empowered and seen by agreeing to confront her spouse

[–] Cris_Color 10 points 1 day ago

😬😬😬