Sorry but if you don't know any size altering spells you deserve to be laughed at. Any circle that takes such amateurs is not serious. Or you could just lie ajd say it has not arrived yet.
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I think they cast a size altering spell on their arm.
Great for a wizards shot glass though
Tell them it's your shot-chalice!
Don't support the evil chalice manufacturing scam! You can make your own evil chalice with a simple ritual on the skull of your enemy. Adopt, don't buy!
Careful, their malice is occasionally hidden within the cavities of their skull. My master referred to it as “prey’on diseez”
Prey'on diseez nutz
If you're vaccinated, it's not dangerous. Just make sure to wash it thoroughly after the ritual and don't use the holy water to prevent oxidation.
Makes for an even better malice chalice.
Deny, depose, reuse, and recycle!
I’d show up all proud of it. Whatever you drink is either extremely potent or the chalice is enchanted to hold more than it appears.
Either way just sip slowly.
Can't you cast a basic size-doubling spell?
You gotta get a better chalice guy
Just take it as a "gift" for your enemy as a joke. When they get offended, blame them for stealing your evil chalice and express disappointment in how they can't take a joke.
Perfect size for the eyeballs of your enemies.
Pathetic