this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A corndog with cheese inside would probably sell well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Korea already has that, and they are amazing.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 3 points 6 days ago

That's great news! My cardiologist has been looking at getting a boat.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just today heard that some restaurant in the UK switched from selling sushi to selling hot dogs. This is what I imagined that to look like.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 9 points 1 week ago

Holy crap! That's one hell of a transition!

"Alright, folks! Sales are down, and we're changing over the line! Get that 5.56 ammo stuff out and get the baby pacifier stuff in. C'mon people, let's move!"

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would fucking destroy this.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It absolutely should be destroyed, and all evidence of its existence erased .

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the fuck are you on about this is some gourmet shit.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's an abomination and a monument to the hubris of culinary science.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A corndog is simply a beef wellington from a different socioeconomic status so don't be classist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Interesting that you chose a monarchist for this!

(I don't know if he is, I just stereotyped him)

[–] Remember_the_tooth 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There’s all beef wieners but if it’s the more common pork/beef blend then it’s a peef wellington.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 2 points 6 days ago

I stand corrected...uh...what did you say your name was? Ah, I stand corrected, you there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Weirdly enough, that's not the problem with this. The etymology of the word "sushi" stems from a reference to rice. The fact that there's no rice in it is the etymological problem with this, for what that's worth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I mean, this is just using the traditional North American grain -- corn -- instead of rice.

Are you saying my culture is wrong?! /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've eaten a lot of raw hotdogs in my day. I wouldn't mind

[–] Remember_the_tooth 1 points 6 days ago

I think I saw that episode of Futurama.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that ketchup peeking out from the bottom of the photo, oh fuck yea, a man of culture and influence prepared this

[–] Remember_the_tooth 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This prompts me to question your definition of "cultured."

[–] radix 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth 1 points 1 week ago

I feel like that's on brand here.

[–] spankmonkey 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I know, right?

No BBQ or horseradish sauce? So pedestrian!

[–] Remember_the_tooth 2 points 1 week ago