This is why children love Minecraft.
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2025
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The children yearn for the mines
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole.
Diggy diggy hole, Diggy diggy hole !
Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
Rock and stone?
NEATH ROCK AND QUARRY
We banned kids from the mines, and minecraft hit number 1 on the charts.
The children yern for the mines.
This is coming out on my birthday, and I'm absolutely going. I loooove a good campy movie (and yes, that includes Super Mario Bros from 1993).
i might watch it at home but I'm not going to spend money on a movie theatre ticket for that
What movie is that?
It's a still and quote from the Minecraft movie coming out this year. They did the meme in the movie.
Rock and stone
A lot of people don't know but it's been researched and confirmed that if you don't rock and stone you ain't coming home.
Pair that with leave no dwarf behind and it implies if you don't rock and stone you're not a dwarf
The children yearn for the mines.
If mining weren't so dangerous, I kinda see myself doing it. Like if I didn't have to worry about trapped gases, or tunnel collapses, or explosives, or dust-caused disease, or generally high cancer rates, it could be a fun thing.
You basically get to dig holes for a living. How fucking sweet is that?