And there is no escape
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2025
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The way is shut
It is kept by those who are dead
The way is shut.
*It is kept by those who are married ... And have a really awkward relationship
And their tone keeps changing so you can't tell if it's sarcasm or not
Just call them babe too, and feign ignorance when they say that’s not their name.
This is the plot of an episode of The Office
You burn it, you buy it!
Oh good! I’ll be your first customer!
Love it
You escape by finding the six-shooter in the office desk loaded with one bullet.
Babe I can handle.
Progressive extensions of "My wittle hunny-bunny shnookie-wookums"...?
I'm turning them into a fine mist with my bare hands.
I say these.
It pisses her off and she hates it being the reason, and it's hilarious to me
And they say it quietly then loudly just to annoy you some more
Hey, hey, we have laws about torture.
You have laws?
You took me by the hand
this would be in violation of the 8th amendment
Just say 'melon' a bunch of times.
I still don't know if that was a bug or if the dev purposely did that.
Is the couple Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis, in character as the two a-holes?
🎵 Babe. I got you babe.🎵
The only one I call "babe" is my dog. And he's deaf so I don't think he cares.
No you're schmoopi!
I'm more of a darlin' kind of person.