this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Nurse_Robot 24 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I swear to God I think I interacted with this person before

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago

There was always one standing outside the bank

[–] cm0002 56 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

RuneScape had the best text chat, change my mind

[–] subtext 3 points 3 hours ago

When you had something to sell in person off the GE was the crucible of learning to type.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

A q p

....W

[–] Voyajer 20 points 9 hours ago

glow1:wave2:Bank Sale!

[–] Pregnenolone 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] Nurse_Robot 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It seriously did. I loved doing rainbow letters that would ungulate

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

No, no, he clearly meant hooved animal speech. Maybe an odd looking sheep that you just can't shear.

[–] chknbwl 1 points 3 hours ago

don't trust the walrus

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I think he made a mistake in his word and had written "ungulate" which probably should've been "undulate". My bad if it wasn't clear what I was trying to say.

[–] Nurse_Robot 5 points 7 hours ago

Stupid autocorrect. Lmao I'm leaving it

[–] aimizo 5 points 9 hours ago

It’s still there

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Iheartcheese 10 points 8 hours ago

How mysterious

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] Thcdenton 15 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] breadsmasher 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sir_pronoun 8 points 6 hours ago

No, those are mysterious anal beads

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 hours ago

It did, had I saw that then I certainly would have thought so