this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 59 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Anon needs to do some serious fucking work to unfuck his life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Anon needs to become a Mukbang Youtuber.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 14 hours ago

I genuinely snorted at the "six figure jobs" bit.

Poor chap.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

OP sounds like THE person to found a tech startup, sell a load of bull, get rich off ephemeral VC money, cozy up to Trump and join the dismantling of the US.

US career advice AD2025. No brain cells or social skills necessary

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Bullshitting seems like a social skill to me...

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And how do you found a start up with no money, genius?

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[–] MooseTheDog 5 points 15 hours ago

Life over at (age under 40) get real

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